EXTRA, EXTRA: Got a double feature today, because I was lazy and let all this stuff accumulate. But I'm breaking it into two posts, or I'll drown you all with my words, which neither of us want.

Whole lotta anger goin' on.First, to my astonishment, the other day I spotted ex-neighbor Jennifer pulling into the parking lot. She was the hoarder ( Read more... )

My icon was practically custom made for this post. One of my rare biweekly updates, but I feel it's necessary, if only for my own benefit ( Read more... )

As promised, I plan to review The Worst Movie I've Ever Seen. But first, some old business ( Read more... )

Soup ( Read more... )

Another slow news week, but when has that stopped me ( Read more... )

I had cynically given Ryan and John a month before falling apart again. Thus I was a little surprised when Ryan texted me Sunday at midnight admitting moving back in with him was stupid and he was returning to his condo the next day. One week for him to remember all the things about John he hated that didn't get fixed with one counseling ( Read more... )

Monday Ryan did something that earned him the award for Most Clueless Act Ever Performed by Someone Not Named President George Bush: He texted me asking for permission to give my number to Lucy because "she needs a workout buddy." Not "Would you like to be Lucy's workout buddy?" (Answer: I would not ( Read more... )

Just a quickie ( Read more... )

Last night I was enjoying Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring in near-enough-for-me HD quality (after 20 minutes of tweaking the TV's settings), when I heard movement on the stairs outside. I looked through the peephole to see Tracey filling our landing and the one below with furniture. It was almost amusing to watch her tiptoeing ( Read more... )

Yesterday morning we heard the alarming noise of heavy, insistent pounding coming from next door. "Goddammit," I thought, "I have to work with THIS all day ( Read more... )